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Giant nipple in the sky

They’re called wisdom teeth because they allegedly arrive after specimen Homo Sapien has had time to add a little reason to his primeval urges but any personal mental growth I may have hitherto displayed is concealed when confronted by the excruciating pain as a too big for my jaw molar starts erupting brutally through the soft innocence of the gum. It really hurts Mummy!

If this is what teething infants are feeling it’s a good job they can’t speak as I ‘m pretty sure their doting mothers would breakdown in the face of a country of angelic infants beseeching all and sundry to put them out of their misery and send them packing to the giant nipple in the sky.

Heaven is different things for different people. Right now for me it’s a mouth devoid of pain, but should this state ever be attained the only thing that would improve this hypothetical existence would be an item of delicious newness from youreyeslie.com, and if somebody kind at youreyeslie.com was also willing to give me 10% off this purely hypothetical purchase by offering, for example, the discount code NEWNESS then that would really make my day. In fact, as the tooth plunges through like a knife through cheese with feelings the mere thought of this Utopian website dulls the pain just a little. I don’t suppose youreyeslie.com free nitrous oxide with every purchase?